At Litter Box Capital, we try to keep things simple, which means we complicate them and then take a nap.
Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
Our standard approach involves a board of directors seated on the radiator, followed by a portfolio buried under a good layer of litter, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
If you take only one thing from this, take this: quarterly earnings calls that start at five AM is not a bug. It is the product.
In summary: act confidently, deny everything, and always keep a clear route to the nearest box.
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