We have been doing this for what feels like nine lives, and we are still not sure who is in charge.
Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.
Experts agree that an asset class called Things On Shelves is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.
If you have questions, our office hours are three to four in the morning, or whenever we feel like it.
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