Annual Report: The Digging Phase

A cat, illustrating Annual Report: The Digging Phase

At Litter Box Capital, we try to keep things simple, which means we complicate them and then take a nap.

We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.

Our standard approach involves quarterly earnings calls that start at five AM, followed by a board of directors seated on the radiator, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.

If you have questions, our office hours are three to four in the morning, or whenever we feel like it.

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