Litter Box Capital

Tag: bulls

  • Annual Report: The Digging Phase

    Annual Report: The Digging Phase

    At Litter Box Capital, we try to keep things simple, which means we complicate them and then take a nap.

    We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

    The Short Version, Told Slowly

    Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.

    Our standard approach involves quarterly earnings calls that start at five AM, followed by a board of directors seated on the radiator, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.

    If you have questions, our office hours are three to four in the morning, or whenever we feel like it.

  • Our Fund Performance: Mostly Napping

    Our Fund Performance: Mostly Napping

    A reader wrote in this week with a question that deserves a serious answer, so here is an unserious one.

    Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

    The Short Version, Told Slowly

    The old guard prefers quarterly earnings calls that start at five AM. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.

    Experts agree that a portfolio buried under a good layer of litter is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.

    That is all for now. We are told there is a sunbeam going to waste, and a professional never lets that happen.