A reader wrote in this week with a question that deserves a serious answer, so here is an unserious one.
Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
The old guard prefers quarterly earnings calls that start at five AM. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.
Experts agree that a portfolio buried under a good layer of litter is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.
That is all for now. We are told there is a sunbeam going to waste, and a professional never lets that happen.
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