Nobody tells you this when you start out, but the real work begins around a board of directors seated on the radiator.
Our standard approach involves quarterly earnings calls that start at five AM, followed by a portfolio buried under a good layer of litter, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
Experts agree that quarterly earnings calls that start at five AM is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.
We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.
That is all for now. We are told there is a sunbeam going to waste, and a professional never lets that happen.
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