Compound Interest on a Pile of Boxes

A cat, illustrating Compound Interest on a Pile of Boxes

Every client eventually asks us the same thing, and the honest answer is always a long, flat stare.

Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

The old guard prefers a board of directors seated on the radiator. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.

If you have questions, our office hours are three to four in the morning, or whenever we feel like it.

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