A reader wrote in this week with a question that deserves a serious answer, so here is an unserious one.
Our standard approach involves a board of directors seated on the radiator, followed by a portfolio buried under a good layer of litter, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.
Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.
If you have questions, our office hours are three to four in the morning, or whenever we feel like it.
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